Ua koho kūʻokoʻa ʻia kēlā me kēia huahana e ka mea hoʻoponopono.ʻO nā mea āu e kūʻai ai ma o kā mākou mau loulou e loaʻa iā mākou kahi komisina.
Inā like ʻoe me mākou, makemake paha ʻoe e ʻike i nā mea kaulana i hoʻohui i kā lākou mau kaʻa kūʻai.ʻAʻole nā brooches JAR a me nā noho Louis XV, akā ʻo ka lauoho lauoho a me nā pulupulu niho uila.I kēia hāʻule, ua paʻa ʻo Hasan Minhaj: ua hoʻomaka kāna hōʻike mele mele ʻo The King's Jester i kēia pule, a ua hui pū ʻo ia me Madewell ma ka hāʻule ʻana o 2021. ʻeke ʻeke, a me ka hau kalima i hana ai iā ia me he "ʻelemakule".
Ua loaʻa iaʻu kēia i ka makahiki 2008, i ka wā i loaʻa iaʻu kahi hana i kēlā me kēia lā.Ua ʻike ʻoe i ka nui o nā makahiki i hala aku nei i kou kūʻai ʻana i kahi pālule, e ʻōlelo ʻoe, "ʻAe, pono wau e kūʻai i ka mea hou?"Akā i ka manawa like, nīnau ʻoe inā maikaʻi paha ia.Pēlā kēia.Makemake wau e hoʻomaikaʻi maikaʻi iā ʻoe a e hoʻomau wau i ka hoʻohana ʻana a hiki i ka haki ʻana o lalo a ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻohana hou.Ke hoʻi mai nei me aʻu ma ka honua holoʻokoʻa - kēlā me kēia kaʻaahi New York, kēlā me kēia mokulele honua, kēlā me kēia huakaʻi i ʻEulopa, India, Asia, a me ʻApelika Hema.Nīnau mai ka poʻe iaʻu, "No ke aha ʻoe e kūʻai ʻole ai i kahi mea kiʻekiʻe a i ʻole nā mea ʻoi aku ka nani?"Ke ae aku nei au ua noonoo au.Aia ʻo Jason Sudeikis i kēia ʻeke ʻeke, manaʻo wau he mea ʻoluʻolu.He ʻili a maikaʻi loa.Akā i koʻu wehe ʻana a hoʻāʻo e hele a puni, ʻōlelo wau, "ʻAʻole."E lele ana nā mea a pau i loko o ia mea no ka mea he liʻiliʻi loa nā keʻena.He nani ia, akā ʻaʻole pono.ʻO wau e pili ana i ka hana.Akā makemake wale au i kēia no ka mea aia ka helu kūpono o nā compartments.Ua kūpono i nā mea a pau, akā ma ke ʻano hoʻonohonoho.ʻAʻole au makemake e hemo kaʻu mau mea a pau i loko o kaʻu ʻeke.Ua like ia me nā kapa holoʻokoʻa: inaina paha ka poʻe iā lākou, akā he mau mea liʻiliʻi e like me ke kapa holoʻokoʻa.
He mea weliweli kēia.Ua kūʻai mai ka hoahānau o Bina iā ia i ka lā male mare.I koʻu hele ʻana i loko o kā lākou lumi hōkele liʻiliʻi, ʻike wau ua hoʻopiha ʻia kēia pahu i nā mea a pau e pono ai ʻo Bina i kāna lā male.Aia ʻo Tylenol, kahi lint roller, nā mea he nui.Loaʻa iā ia kēia mau ʻeke mini like ʻole.Ua noʻonoʻo wau iaʻu iho, no ke aha e hoʻohana ʻole ai au i kahi mea like?Ua hele au a puni me kēia mau puʻupuʻu liʻiliʻi Dopp kits i hoʻonui ʻia.ʻAʻohe o lākou mea hoʻokaʻawale.Hoʻopili wale ʻia nā mea a pau.ʻAʻole pono wau e nānā a puni i kekahi mea me kēia pahu hana.ʻOiaʻiʻo: No ke aha i loaʻa ʻole ai nā ʻeke a me nā ʻeke e like me kēia, ʻoi aku ka nui o nā ʻeke wahine?Kiola ʻoe i kekahi mea i loko a nalowale loa.Akā me kēia, ʻike wau i hea nā mea a pau no ka mea hiki iaʻu ke ʻike.Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia.
E like me nā poʻe ʻAsia he nui, he lauoho ʻeleʻele mānoanoa koʻu.Ke hoʻomaloʻo au i koʻu lauoho mai ka ʻauʻau, e moe palahalaha a like me ke ʻano kīʻaha kīʻaha.ʻO ka wela ma ke kahakai hikina ua lilo i mea hihiu loa, no laila e hoʻoneʻe i koʻu lauoho.He mānoanoa ka pālolo pālolo a Baxter i hiki iaʻu ke hamo me koʻu mau lima a kau ma luna o koʻu lauoho, a e hoʻopili ʻia e like me koʻu makemake.ʻAʻole ʻālohilohi loa a momona paha;he maemae loa kona pau ana.A ʻaʻole pono iaʻu e kau i nā mea he nui ma luna o koʻu lauoho, no ka mea hiki i kahi mea liʻiliʻi ke hana.Ua hoʻolauna mua ka hui makeup o The Daily Show i kēia huahana iaʻu.He kanaka kaulana wau i ʻaihue i kā lākou huahana.ʻAe, ʻaʻole - ʻaʻole wau ʻaihue iā lākou, ʻo wau iho.Akā ke haʻalele wau i kahi hōʻike a papahana paha, e nīnau ʻoluʻolu wau: "ʻAe, hiki iaʻu ke hōʻaiʻē i kēia?"ʻaneʻane e ʻōlelo mau lākou, "No ke aha ʻoe e ʻae ʻole ai?"E ʻoluʻolu wau e ʻae.
ʻOki au i koʻu lauoho i kēlā me kēia pule ʻelua.He pilina maikaʻi kā māua me koʻu kahu lauoho.Ke hakakā nei ka poʻe no ka ʻupena ma New York.Makemake nui ʻia kekahi mau barbers e ka poʻe, a hiki iā ʻoe ke kali lōʻihi e hana i kahi manawa me lākou a i ʻole e lilo i mea kūʻai maʻamau.Ua hōʻoia ʻo ia i kūpono loa koʻu lauoho a me koʻu ʻumiʻumi a nānā ʻoi aku.Akā inā pono wau e ʻoki i kaʻu ʻumiʻumi, ʻoi aku ma ke alanui, hoʻohana wau i kēia trimmer e ʻoki iaʻu iho.He ʻeleʻele a mānoanoa koʻu ʻumiʻumi, no laila pono wau e ʻoki i ka wā e ulu ai.He hilinaʻi loa kēia trimmer.Akā, hoʻohana wale wau ia i loko o ka lumi lumi hōkele.Māhele māua me kaʻu wahine i kahi lumi ʻauʻau.ʻAʻohe mea ʻino ma mua o ka ʻoki ʻana i nā kui kuʻekuʻe wāwae a i ʻole ka ʻumiʻumi piha.Ua hana ʻakaʻaka wau i kēia manawa, ʻoiaʻiʻo: Hana wau i nā lumi lumi hōkele ma ke ʻano like me ko ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa i kāna kulekele ʻē aʻe.E komo ana au i kahi kahua kamaʻāina ʻole, e hoʻopololei, a hele aku, me he mea lā ʻaʻole kēia i pilikia iaʻu.E kala mai, akā i ka manawa like, ʻaʻole wau e kala mai.Ua ʻoki au i koʻu manamana wāwae ma laila.ʻoki au i koʻu ʻumiʻumi ma laila.Hana wau i nā mea aʻu e hana ʻole ai ma koʻu ʻāina hānau no ka mea ʻaʻole wau makemake e hoʻohaunaele i koʻu lumi ʻauʻau.Nui koʻu mahalo i kaʻu wahine.ʻO ka mea hana i kēia mau mea i loko o ka lumi ʻauʻau i kaʻana like me ka hapa ʻē aʻe he monster.
ʻO kēia kekahi mea e hoʻomanaʻo mai iaʻu i ka ʻoihana makeup.Ua hānai maoli lākou iaʻu.Pilikia loa au.Ua hoʻokahe au i nā mea ma koʻu ʻaʻahu i ka ʻaina awakea - he pālule keʻokeʻo ia - a hele aku wau iā lākou, me ka hilahila iki, e like me, "E kala mai wau i hana wau i kēia."ʻAʻole lākou i hopohopo.Huki wale lākou i ka peni Tide a hoʻoponopono.Mahalo wau.Mālama wau i ka lima i nā manawa a pau.Aia ma ka ʻaoʻao o ka peni a me ka mea hoʻohiwahiwa i loko o kaʻu ʻeke ʻeke.
He kuleana koʻikoʻi ko kēlā me kēia ʻāpana o kaʻu mau mea keʻena i koʻu ola.ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu kaʻu mea e hana ai me ka ʻole o nā mea āpau.ʻAʻohe pilikia ke kākau au ma ka papa melemele.ʻAʻole pono iaʻu e kākau i nā moʻolelo a me nā ʻatikala.Hiki ke hana maʻalahi me ka huli ʻana i ka ʻaoʻao.Ke makemake au e kākau i kahi manaʻo wikiwiki loa, lawe au a lawe i waho, ʻaʻohe mea aʻu e makemake ai e hoʻomanaʻo i kēlā manawa.He notepad kaʻu, no laila he manaʻo wale nō kēia.Inā wau e noho i lalo a pono e paʻi i kēia hoʻoikaika ʻana i pā mai iaʻu-like, bang, paʻi ka manaʻo iaʻu.Lawe au a kakau iho, no ka mea, owai ka mea ike e loaa hou ia'u keia mau manao, a i ole ia, e lilo ana keia manao i mea.
Auē, he pupule kēia, akā e hoʻomanawanui.No laila ua hoʻolālā ʻia kaʻu mau memo sticky no ka wikiwiki loa, i kēlā me kēia manawa, ma nā wahi āpau.Ua like loa au me ka pupule, no ka mea, e lawe au i ka puʻupuʻu memo mai kaʻu ʻeke - waiho wau i loko o kaʻu ʻeke me kahi peni - e kākau wale wau i nā manaʻo ma nā paka a i ʻole nā wahi ākea a i ʻole nā subways.Ke hoʻohana nei au i kēia i kēlā me kēia manawa aʻu i manaʻo wikiwiki e hoʻomanaʻo.ʻO kaʻu papa kānāwai e pili ana i nā manaʻo pono e hoʻonui ʻia, a i ʻole nā manaʻo aʻu e makemake ai e hoʻi.He mau mea liʻiliʻi kēia.Eia kekahi laʻana, loaʻa iaʻu kekahi ma ʻaneʻi e ʻōlelo ana, "E hāʻawi iā Bina i kahi cappuccino", a ʻōlelo kēia, "E hoʻomaikaʻi i ke kolu o ka hana."No laila pono wau e kiʻi i kahi cappuccino a hoʻāla i nā hana mua ʻekolu-he hana koʻikoʻi loa.ʻO kēia kaʻu mau waiwai makamae.ʻAʻole wau e ʻakaʻaka.
He peni kūpono kēia.Ua lawa kēia peni no ka poʻe hana-papa a hiki ke kūʻai ʻia ma kekahi Staples, no laila ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hele i nā hale kūʻai kūikawā pupule ma Switzerland a i Iapana e kūʻai ai, a holo ia ma kahi kiʻekiʻe loa.ʻO kēia ka peni a ka proletariat.ʻAʻole e wela loa, a e pau koke ka ʻīnika.Ua lawa ka hele ʻana.He mānoanoa ia no laila hiki iā ʻoe ke kākau wikiwiki a maopopo a maʻalahi hoʻi ka heluhelu ʻana.ʻO kāna kumu kūʻai hiki iaʻu ke kūʻai aku i ʻelima a ʻumi paha i ka manawa a ʻaʻole manaʻo wau e ʻānai wale.Kākau wau i nā mea a pau.No laila, loaʻa iaʻu kaʻu peni highlighter, kaʻu peni tide a me kaʻu peni maoli i loko o kaʻu ʻeke.
Ua hana au ma OfficeMax i koʻu wā i ke kula kiʻekiʻe.Ua kūʻai aku au i nā mea paʻi.No laila, ʻo ia paha ke kumu koʻu kūikawā no nā lako keʻena.I koʻu manaʻo, pohihihi loa ka poʻe ʻaʻole manaʻo ikaika i ka palapala.I ka wā e pili ana i kaʻu mea hoʻohiwahiwa, hoʻokae loa au.He melemele paha.A mānoanoa paha.Hoʻohana au iā Sharp.Inā ʻoe e hoʻohana i kahi ʻeleʻele ʻeleʻele, ʻo ka waihoʻoluʻu ʻeleʻele e hoʻolilo i ka ʻaoʻao i hiki ʻole ke heluhelu ʻia.Blue, uliuli, poni, ʻaʻohe mea hiki ke hoʻohana.Hoʻoikaika wau i nā ʻano mea āpau.Ua uhi ʻia kaʻu mau memo ma nā ʻano pepa a pau me nā māka hōʻailona.Pono wau.Aia lākou ma ka pepa, hiki ke kōkua iaʻu e hoʻonohonoho i koʻu mau manaʻo.
ʻO ka lilo ʻana i mea makua ke hana maikaʻi nei i kou kaiapuni.ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻai i kahi pūʻulu iʻa Suedena e like me kaʻu ma mua, no laila hāʻawi mai kēia SmartSweets iaʻu i lawa ka lewa iʻa Suedena e hauʻoli ai au.ʻAʻole like lākou.ʻAʻole wau e noho ma ʻaneʻi a haʻi aku iā ʻoe he ʻono like lākou.Aka, pili loa lakou.ʻO nā lole a mākou e ʻai ai ma ʻAmelika he ʻono loa.Inā hele ʻoe i ʻEulopa a i ʻole ma nā wahi ʻē aʻe, ʻaʻole ʻono loa ka candy.He mea maikaʻi loa kā mākou mau meaʻai kō, no laila paʻakikī ke hoʻopili hou iā lākou ma ke ʻano i kūpono iā ʻoe.Hana lākou i kēia mau ʻike kokoke i ka mea maoli.
I ka hānau ʻana o kā mākou kaikamahine, ua loaʻa iā mākou he makana.He makana kupaianaha kēia no ka haʻalele makuahine a makua kāne paha.Ke loaʻa kāu keiki, hāʻawi ka poʻe iā ʻoe i nā ʻano mea āpau, akā ʻo kēia wale nō ka ʻōlelo ʻana, "E, ʻike wau ua loaʻa iā ʻoe nā ʻano mea āpau, akā ua noʻonoʻo wau iā ʻoe a ke manaʻo nei au ua maikaʻi ʻoe."Ke ʻike ʻia, e hoʻopili ʻia i loko o kēia pahu hau maloʻo nui.Manaʻo ʻoe e wehe ana ʻoe i kahi waiwai huna, a laila ʻike ʻoe i kēia mau mea ʻono kupaianaha.Manaʻo wau me he keiki lā.ʻĀkoakoa nā kānaka a puni ka papaʻaina e ʻike i nā mea o loko, e ʻike i nā mea ʻono a pau.I kēia manawa kūʻai wale mākou.ʻO Almond crunch kekahi o kaʻu punahele.Ke ʻōlelo nei au i kēia mau ʻōlelo me ka leo nui, ua like au me kahi ʻelemakule, akā makemake nui au.I koʻu wā kamaliʻi, makemake au i ke ānuenue sherbet, akā i koʻu ulu ʻana, ʻike wau he mea hoʻopailua maoli ia.Pēlā nō wau e pili ana iā Sunny Delight-ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke manaʻoʻiʻo ua inu wau i kēlā.ʻO ke kāhea ʻana i nā mea ʻono e like me ka almond crunch e like me kāu ʻono ice cream punahele he ʻāpana wale nō ia o ka ulu.
Makemake wau e hoʻokaʻawale i koʻu ʻano e like me ke ʻano ʻAmelika me kahi ʻano swag, e like me nā sneakers maʻalili me nā jeans a me hoʻokahi a ʻelua mau mea kaulana.He pālule kēia noʻu i kēlā me kēia lā.He palupalu loa, ʻoluʻolu loa, a maikaʻi loa.Hoʻokomo au ia a puni ka hale.ʻAʻahu au iā ia ke hele au i ke kahua mokulele.He maikaʻi loa kona hoʻopaʻa ʻana, no ka mea ʻaʻole kaumaha loa, no laila, waiho wau ma lalo o ka lole denim.Makemake nui au i nā leo honua i kēia manawa, a makemake au i kāna fuchsia.Manaʻo wau ua kūpono kēia kala iaʻu.
Manaʻo ka mea hoʻolālā e hāʻawi i ka ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo loea maikaʻi loa no nā kūʻai ʻana ma ka pā e-commerce ākea.ʻO kekahi o kā mākou mau hana hou loa, ʻo ia ka lāʻau lapaʻau maikaʻi loa, nā ʻeke ʻeke, nā uluna moe ʻaoʻao, ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa hopohopo kūlohelohe a me nā kāwele ʻauʻau.E hōʻano hou mākou i ka loulou inā hiki, akā e ʻoluʻolu e hoʻopau ke kālepa a hiki ke loli nā kumukūʻai āpau.
Ua koho kūʻokoʻa ʻia kēlā me kēia huahana e ka mea hoʻoponopono.ʻO nā mea āu e kūʻai ai ma o kā mākou mau loulou e loaʻa iā mākou kahi komisina.
Ka manawa hoʻouna: Oct-29-2021